Had a brief career short selling glue in Tampa, FL. Lead a team short selling bacon in Los Angeles, CA. Spent 2001-2007 promoting Roombas for the underprivileged. Crossed the country marketing country music in Miami, FL. Spent the 80’s analyzing hobos in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent 2002-2009 testing the market for teddy bears in Bethesda, MD.